1 10K ISLANDS : Miami New Times Take on WMC

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Miami New Times Take on WMC

Got problems with WMC? 
Hilariously, so does Miami New Times - Crossfade
Here are reasons 6 - 10:

10. Computers are only meant for two things, watching porno and ordering pizza. If I see you in the club with a laptop I'm taking it and smashing it over your stupid raver head.

9. Never trust a music whose drug of choice is one that makes everything seem better.

8. We heard it was invented by homosexuals. And they weren't even embarrassed to say so out loud.

7. Haven't they ever heard of an equalizer? The bass is way too loud.

6. Their concerts sell more water than they do beer.

You can catch the top 5 over at their blog.

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